Top Five Ways to Tell

1.  Gurl, you know you a hoochie if you got kids and couldn't say who they daddy was if a winning lottery ticket depended on it!

2.  Gurl, you know you a hoochie if you show up on Montel Williams or Jerry Springer trying to get a paternity test for three or four of yo' current boyfriends.

3.  Gurl, you know you a hoochie if you afraid yo' family wouldn't recognize you without them fake nails, fake hair, fake boobs, fake rear, fake lashes, fake jewelry, fake sex-kitten accent, and that fake designer label.

4.  Gurl, you know you a hoochie if you put on a bra and folks don't know you.

5.  Gurl, you know you a hoochie if the cosmetics companies come knocking on yo' door with a special discount for gurls-who-put-on-they-makeup-with-a-shovel!!!!

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